I'm glad you got the bottle of Sneak A Squeak I sent. In fact, I have a special offer for you. If you’ve already tried Sneak A Squeak and experienced the freedom of passing gas without offending even the most prominent proboscis (fancy word for big nose), I’m guessing you’ll want to share it with your audience (nobody wants stinky followers, ammiright?!). 

If you haven’t already, go ahead and try Sneak A Squeak (because all good influencers are authentic...)

• You can take one serving of 2 pills any time.
• Give them about 3 hours to start working.
• For the next 12 hours, your farts won't stink!

 

Once you’ve tried it, I’d like to personally invite you to join our exclusive influencer program. What’s in it for you? Glad you asked.

What if we gave you a hefty discount to share with your audience? And what if we paid you cash—20% of every sale you bring in? 

I know what you’re thinking: “The only thing better than cash is having farts that don’t smell.” And you’re right, but we’re offering BOTH.

And did I mention that Sneak A Squeak comes with a money-back guarantee?!